How To: Keep Your Cat Off Your Stuff - For Good

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 | SMASH HowTo! with 6 Comments

The Problem:

You share your home with a precious feline companion who has progressively developed some undesirable (but completely natural and instinctual) behaviors.  Without a second thought, he jumps up on your kitchen counter, climbs onto your stereo receiver and perches (filling it with hair), mounts your off-limits furniture and sharpens his claws then proceeds to end his day by leaping onto your plate of freshly prepared food, effectively ruining an otherwise perfectly prepared tuna casserole. Read the rest of this entry »

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Found! La Chupacabra!

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 | SMASH Pop Culture with 1 Comment

UPDATE 9/2/09: NEWS! CHUPACABRA CAUGHT!

Click HERE for the story (external link).

Urban legend or real creature lurking out there somewhere, ready to attack and maim little kids? The other day we brought you the phenomenon of the vampire cats. We now have, possibly, a vampire dog, or something that resembles one.

If you grew up as a wide-eyed kid in a Spanish-speaking household in the US or Latin America, you surely know what the Chupacabra is. This is what your parents told you to scare the bejeezus out of you. You don’t want to go to bed like I told you? Don’t want to eat your veggies? Look out, the Chupacabra is coming to get you in the middle of the night.

For those unfamiliar with what I’m talking about, surely you have heard of urban legends or myths out there. Like Bigfoot. Like the Loch Ness Monster. Societies feel the need to create these ideas as a diversion, as a way to provide constructs of fear. On a practical level, the fact that people choose to spread these beliefs does not suggest they actually trust them. It is in the very dispersion of these fears that someone –usually, a snotty-nosed kid who doesn’t know better—will get so scared that he will instantly change his behavior. We spin these tales, adding a little detail here and there, and they get passed on to future generations of trembling toddlers who misbehave or get out of control.

The Chupacabra, which literally translates as “goat sucker”, does not have the long history of Bigfoot or Loch Ness; it’s a thoroughly modern and Latin creation. First reports of its sightings –if, in fact, you believe it to be true—date back to 1990, and there have been reports of people seeing it in places such as Puerto Rico, Chile and the US Southwest.

There has been no real agreement as to what species the Chupacabra is. Farmers have
taken
pictures of
unclassifiable dog-like creatures
that attack livestock
Farmers have taken pictures of unclassifiable dog-like creatures that attack livestock, but some of these have been found to be coyotes. Others believe the Chupacabra is a reptile-like being, about 4 feet tall with gray scaly skin. And it hops. You can clearly see how these legends can get spun a bit awry. A hopping reptile? A mangy coyote? What is it exactly and why can’t anyone provide real up-close proof that this thing really exists?

Well leave it to none other than the news authorities at CNN to provide this footage of what they call the Chupacabra. In it you can see this odd-looking coyote-like animal running. It certainly looks Read the rest of this entry »

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Rare Vampire Cats on Film: Video Footage

Saturday, August 9th, 2008 | SMASH Pop Culture with 5 Comments

Vampire Cats

Have you ever witnessed a vampire cat? Hardly discernible from the standard tabby mix (other than the extremely sharp teeth), vampire cats are a special and rare breed indeed — known mostly throughout the scientific community by their Latin-derived nomenclature: Vampirus Felinus.

These blood-sucking felines are found mostly in the outer regions of Nishinomiya Japan, on Mount Kabutoyama, a monadnock of an extinct volcano thath was last estimated to erupt about 1,200 years ago. This mountain is in the Kabutoyama Forest Park.

Not only do vampire cats typically keep a nocturnal life cycle, but they supplement their daily diet of cat food with the blood of their brethren felines. Odd as this may seem, vampire cats have managed to Read the rest of this entry »

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