Wanted: New Owners for “Princess Chunk”

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 | SMASH Pop Culture with 1 Comment

Princess Chunky

In a day and age of ever-increasing obesity, where health, diet and exercise are thrown out the window as cavalierly as a discarded candy wrapper — does the existence of a 44lb cat surprise you? Maybe not.

This morbidly obese cat, lovingly named “Princess Chunk” was found abandoned in Camden, Co., PA and surprisingly is two pounds shy of the 1987 Guiness World Record for the fattest cat ever recorded.

“Our cat scale only goes up to 25 pounds; the needle bounced off the machine, so they put her on the dog scale instead. I have been doing rescue for ten years and I’ve never seen Read the rest of this entry »

Kids, Suck on This!

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 | SMASH Pop Culture with No Comments »

Apparently we don’t have enough fat kids in America. Just in time for summer fun by the pool, the makers of Dr. Pepper and 7-up decided we needed new and inventive ways to consume their high-fructose drinks. There, by the doors of my local Walgreen’s, at $2 each, were boxes of “Soda Pops”, which you’re supposed to put in your freezer and thus enjoy the refreshing frozen taste of 7-up, Dr. Pepper or Orange Crush.

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That’s right. You could simply pull out your 2-liter bottles and fill your ice trays and approximate this same silliness. But these cynical marketers would rather you feel nostalgic and remember (wait for it! The sound of an ice-cold Dr. Pepper pouring into a frosty glass! Ahh!) what it’s like to, well, suck on a soda. It’s that simple. You remember those long blue ice pops your Mom used to give you to shut you up on summer afternoons? The same ones that made your tongue blue? Look no further and oh yeah, hand over the two dollars.

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