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SMASHgods Freebie: Best Picture Oscar Nominees with Free Popcorn!

Sunday, February 28th, 2010 | SMASH Freebies, SMASH Pop Culture with No Comments »

Free Popcorn Oscar Nominees

I was trying to figure out why this family of four had brought in some throws and pillows to my local AMC movie theatre yesterday. The kids were in tow, too, and they seemed just as eager as their parents to go see…..”Cop Out”? “Tooth Fairy”? It couldn’t be. When I looked closer at the displays, it turns out they (and quite a few others) were queueing up for AMC Theatre’s annual tribute to this year’s Academy Award Best Picture nominees. Read the rest of this entry »

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SMASHgods Freebie: Free Pancakes this Tuesday at IHOP!

Sunday, February 21st, 2010 | SMASH Freebies with No Comments »

Free PancakesI have pancakes on my mind. Been craving them for a while now. In fact, I am about to meet a friend at Suppenkuche in San Francisco for brunch, since I just can’t resist both their German-style apple-plum baked pancake and their crisp, tender potato pancakes (served with apple sauce). Hold on –let me just savor this moment in anticipation.

Well, wouldn’t you know it – this coming Tuesday is National Pancake Day, so maybe all these pancake thoughts aren’t just a coincidence. There may be even a Hallmark card section for them. But no matter –they’re a quintessential American morning staple. Soft and fluffy, stacked with little pats of butter, all they need is a generous serving of warm maple syrup. And how do you cut your pieces? One at a time? Or do you take your knife and fork and cut it all up before you dig in? Read the rest of this entry »

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SMASHgods FREEBIES: Free Grand Slam on Tuesday at Denny’s

Sunday, February 7th, 2010 | SMASH Freebies with No Comments »

Free Denny's Breakfast

There it was —at just over 2 hours into the Super Bowl, just after the Saints scored a touchdown in the 3rd quarter, we got the news via one of the many commercials. This Tuesday, we can go into any Denny’s from 6 am to 2 pm and order a Grand Slam meal, which is really breakfast, absolutely free.

The so-so commercial warned chickens to get “out of town” before Tuesday because it’s “gonna be a tough week for egg layers”, asking them to take some vacation time off, etc., because there would be a whole lot of eggs cracking to make those Denny’s breakfasts. Read the rest of this entry »

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Not So Free: Bring Your Own Breadsticks to Mary’s Pizza Shack!

Monday, December 28th, 2009 | SMASH Freebies, SMASH Pop Culture with No Comments »

Rejected At Mary's Pizza Shack over Breadsticks

Breadstick Blues

Before I get started, let me preface this by saying that I’m a big fan of the bay area favorite:  Mary’s Pizza Shack.  The “Shack” serves a variety of homemade Italian food including pizza, pasta, sandwiches, soups, salads, breadsticks, appetizers and desserts at moderate prices.  Now the part about “moderate prices” shouldn’t be ignored, as Mary’s does indeed offer great food at equally great prices.

But what also shouldn’t be overlooked is the fact that Mary’s breadsticks are indeed on offer — but despite the advertised “complimentary” (FREE) teaser, they come at a price. Read the rest of this entry »

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Free Workouts All This Week at 24 Hour Fitness

Monday, November 23rd, 2009 | SMASH Freebies with No Comments »

24 hour fitness

Thanksgiving Day is coming up. You probably just took out the frozen bird and are already thawing the damn thing. Or you’re making plans to fly or drive to Grandma’s or maybe you decided to splurge for a meal at a restaurant. Whatever the plans, one thing’s for sure: you are going to stuff your face on that one day a year when you just don’t care about that pile of turkey and trimmings on your plate.

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FREE KFC Grilled Chicken Today: Let the Chicken Wars Continue!

Monday, October 26th, 2009 | SMASH Freebies, SMASH Pop Culture with No Comments »

KFC Chicken FREE

Last April, KFC announced an “UNfry Day” to launch its new grilled chicken. All KFCs all over the country were giving out free pieces of chicken. We featured it back then, and even went through a fearless taste-test (reminder: it’s just OK). That promotion wasn’t such a success, even if Oprah herself got into the act, announcing on her show that people could go in to their local KFCs and demand the free food. The pandemonium soon followed. The long lines at my local KFC told the story: a lot of KFCs simply ran out of chicken. All this excitement for a perfunctory chicken thigh. Read the rest of this entry »

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FREE STARBUCKS COFFEE: Just Take the VIA Test Challenge This Weekend

Thursday, October 1st, 2009 | SMASH Freebies with No Comments »

Free Starbucks Via Coffee

We like this one a lot. Starbucks has just unveiled a new and ambitious –and possibly risky—business strategy with the launch of its new “Via” instant coffee line. That’s right. Instant coffee. As in the Sanka or Nescafe type. The kind of coffee that usually belongs in a college dorm room and which, well, doesn’t usually live up to the normal, brewed cup. Starbucks’ new Via instant coffee, which was test launched earlier this year in Seattle, Chicago, London and a few other US cities, comes in small packets. You simply dissolve them in some hot water and, presto, you have a pretty decent cup of coffee. How do I know this? Because I actually grabbed some packets this past spring and tried them. Read the rest of this entry »

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SMASHgods Freebie! Free McDonald’s McCafe Mocha Mondays

Sunday, July 26th, 2009 | SMASH Freebies with No Comments »

McCafe Mocha FREE!

First it was the chicken wars –KFC launching its new grilled chicken and Oprah announcing it on her show, causing nationwide lines and ruckus, and El Pollo Loco throwing down the gauntlet by charging that the Colonel’s chicken is actually not all that healthy, and that it is cooked in beef fat. We’ll let these two companies slug it out and pass out the freebies to us. Read the rest of this entry »

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Free Chili Dog or Ice Cream at Wienerschnitzel! Today only

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009 | SMASH Freebies with No Comments »

Free Hot Dog

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FREE Entry at US National Parks!

Friday, June 19th, 2009 | SMASH Freebies with No Comments »

National Park Free

The National Park Service has announced that starting this weekend, over 100 national parks around the country that normally charge admission will be absolutely free. This is an amazing opportunity to be able to visit such jewels as Yosemite National Park (normal fee $20) and many others, and really be proud of what this nation has to offer in its scenic natural beauty. Read the rest of this entry »

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FREE A&W ROOT BEER FLOATS TODAY

Friday, June 19th, 2009 | SMASH Freebies with 1 Comment

A & W Root Beer

We love our root beer. We like it ice cold, maybe a little foamy, but there is this unmistakable taste that makes it a uniquely American soft drink. Something downright wholesome; it may even make you think of when you were growing up. Read the rest of this entry »

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More Free Chicken! Taste the Fire Today at El Pollo Loco!

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009 | SMASH Freebies with 1 Comment

El Pollo Loco

Oh snap! First it’s KFC and now it’s El Pollo Loco! Not content with their own free giveaway of their new grilled chicken, the Mexican-American chain is not taking this lying down. In fact, they have been doing grilled chicken for decades now, well before KFC decided to get with the times. And it’s very good (trust us on this). Read the rest of this entry »

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Free New Grilled Chicken at KFC Today!

Monday, April 27th, 2009 | SMASH Freebies with 2 Comments

Free KFC

Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. What “new grilled chicken”? You haven’t heard? You haven’t seen the ads on TV? Bowing to pressure from the food police, if that’s your cynical view, or simply finding a way to catch up with the 21st century, Colonel Sanders has decided that grilled is the big thing these days. And isn’t it? I mean, this whole country seems to get fat just by thinking about food and stuffing itself with reruns of Paula Deen and “Diners, Drive-ins and Dives, starring that spiky haired lardbutt, Guy Fieri, on the Food Network all day long. Something’s gotta give. Simple as that. Read the rest of this entry »

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Free Resumes Printed at FedEx Kinkos!

Monday, March 9th, 2009 | SMASH Freebies with No Comments »

Free Resume Printing Fedex Kinkos

Free Resume Printing?

In this downright scary economy where we can now admit to ourselves that we are living through a profound recession, it’s nice to find some deals, especially when it’s absolutely free. Not just that, but it’s likely also helping the very people that the recession is affecting each day: the laid off, the unemployed millions each day that have contributed to the 8.1 percent jobless rate announced last week –the highest in a quarter century. Read the rest of this entry »

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Free Pancakes Today at IHOP!

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009 | SMASH Freebies with 1 Comment

Free Pancakes

How appropriate! It’s Fat Tuesday, that famously gluttonous (is this a word?) day before many Catholics observe Ash Wednesday and the season of Lent in which many resolve to give something up as a sort of penance. You’re supposed to give something up: smoking, drinking, eating red meat, whatever. You’re supposed to keep this up until Easter, that other most holy of days that symbolizes a rebirth, and a return to the bacchanalian life that you usually lead for the rest of the year. Read the rest of this entry »

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More Treats! Free Starbucks Coffee on Election Day!

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008 | SMASH Freebies, SMASH Politics with No Comments »

Starbucks Vote

So you’ve got free donuts and a free scoop of ice cream. Now on November 4, Starbucks wants to reward you voters with a free cup of coffee. Launched last night on “Saturday Night Live”, the commercial, part of the “Shared Planet” campaign, states that everyone who votes will get a cup of Starbucks coffee. Sounds like a deal. Now would you believe there are people who actually have a problem with this? KCBS-TV in Los Angeles apparently has questioned the legality of providing what could be seen as bribes to voters.

There is a California Elections Code, section 18521 (b), which prohibits rewarding people for voting or not voting. Another California companion statute contains similar language, saying the law is meant to prevent people from being bribed with money, food or alcohol. Technically speaking, any violation of the law could get you a prison sentence of 16 months to 3 years. Read the rest of this entry »

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